Psycho!!

Munching on Pringles with Coke and punk music at 3.29 in the morning!!! Does it sound weird?? Not to me. Gulping down a pint of vodka just before leaving for office.. Quite normal.. Looking at some guy with a jaundiced eye for no reason.. hahahaaaa… Sounds like a psycho.. No no.. Yeah yea.. f**kk… What? Nothing. That’s not what I probably am. But I must mention here that I’ve the capability to carry out such kind of activity. So what? Some think I’m a psycho just because I hate windows and use Linux. Some think I’m an IDIOT, as u can find another psycho calling himself “none” has commented on my previous blog. He even had the courage to ask me to get a life. I’m not fucking dead. Some think I’m abnormal just because I don’t have a girl friend. Quite normal again. There could be many reasons for this which I’ve every right keep to myself. I’ve seen people writing thesis on how stars became stars!! But I don’t think they are psychos. Who is a psycho then? Wikipedia describes a psycho “a mental state in which thought and perception are severely impaired.” Hahahaahehea.. My dear readers, forgive me for this blog. I wrote this out of sheer boredom and probably insomnia at this ghostly time of 3.30 in the morning.. If anyone has any idea about how to spend your time in the office the whole night, probably I’ll stop producing such shit in the future.

Middle Finger.

Middle finger. Yeah, the third finger from both side of your palm. This strategically located finger can mean many things to different people. Sometimes it brings a smile, sometimes you put on a ring on it, sometimes we use it to reach the deepest corner of a jar with a small neck and sometimes its fucking obscene!!! And basically it means your penis. Anyway its major use is to insult someone. There are many stories about its origin and use. Some say its origin dates back to over 2500 years ago. Some say it was first used by Greeks.  And I’m very much shocked to know that, famous astronomer Galileo’s middle finger has been preserved since ages quite meticulously. Probably because Galileo himself wanted to show his middle finger to people who didn’t believe his theories!! I’ve also seen many people proudly showing there middle finger, the moment they get some kind of attention. Even I’ve done that! Probably because the finger itself reflects your organ, your manliness. The bigger the middle finger the better. Hey!! but what about the ladies who show there middle finger?? May be, that’s their depth!! Whatever.. You can safely show your middle finger to all the bullshit written over here. Probably you are already showing. But more debate on this topic is always welcome.